we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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