Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I think my fart just growled at me.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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