it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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