Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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