You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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