wrigley field is MILF paradise
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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