I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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