dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
