i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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