why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Randomize
