you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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