She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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