Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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