Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
