no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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