Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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