I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
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Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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