Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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