I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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