i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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