Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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