i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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