just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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