Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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