You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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