I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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