She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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