last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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