First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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