i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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