i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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