Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
im holly from the hills drunk
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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