whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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