remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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