okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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