U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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