i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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