Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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