I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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