Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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