Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
