His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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