I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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