Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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