Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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