idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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