Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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