her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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