margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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