Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize