Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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