this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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