I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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