we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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