I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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