it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
We have started to decorate penises.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize
